Ramblings of a disused brain

Showing posts with label writer's block. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writer's block. Show all posts

Thursday, 18 February 2010

A Christmas story...in spring!

Over Christmas, I'd been taking a much needed break from work and literally chilling out at home for 10 days (the weather was below freezing!).

For all the freedom and independence the media has in the UK, it's surprising that only two major providers of TV entertainment are present in the market - Sky and Virgin. Sky requires a dish antenna and my apartment has banned the use of dish antennas on its premises sighting aesthetic reasons. That left me with the grand choice of 1 when it comes to powering my TV.

While I am tempted to whinge about how much Virgin is ripping me off, I will control myself, for this post is about something else. I am not much of a sports fan, so that eliminates the content of around 120 of the 140 channels that Virgin provides. The only other worthwhile channels are Comedy Central, Dave (only because they have endless re-runs of Top Gear) and Discovery.

Now that we have that out of the way, said break was spent predominantly zoned out in front of the telly and the set-top box stuck firmly stuck on Comedy Central. I was watching an interesting episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and his cuckoo family. For ELR aficionados, this was the one where Frank sends an anecdote to Readers' Digest and gets published. He then walks around with a note pad trying to identify other quips he can send in, now that he is "published"!

Watching it reminded me of myself. In the early days of this blog, I wore the same shoes as Frank B. Frank walked around with a tiny notepad while the notepad in my tiny mobile phone was where I'd jot down amusing things that happened every day in my life. At one point, there were more ideas than the inclination and will to write!

As I 'matured' in the blog trade, I began to make a mental note of things that were blog-worthy. Once again, I noticed that I was flooded with ideas. This made me a very happy man, for ideas are exactly what the doctor ordered for a writer, but I found myself sorely lacking when it came to actually translating those ideas into a post that made more sense than, say, this one. 

The end of that episode featured Frank hanging up his boots as a 'published writer'. I wonder if I'm headed to the same fate...am I going to hang up my boots because I can't translate ideas to posts? I don't think so, as long as I can come up posts on how I can't come up with posts :). 

What do you say readers?

Monday, 9 March 2009

Don't put word in my mouth(s)

I suppose its fair to assume that all readers of this blog are familiar with my grand entry into my role as a "grahasthan" or married bloke.

With the said entry, I also decided to do two more things:

  1. start blogging
  2. advertise decision 1 to near and dear and basically anyone who cared to listen.
Big mistake. I admit I am guilty of shouting from roof tops that one should be consistent in what one does and that the mark of an active blog is the number of posts made in it each week. I know, I know, I am stupid.

I was in fact so cocky about my new found(again) love for writing that I even taunted a fellow blogger and incidentally, my sister, so much about not being an "active" blogger etc., that she joined forces with my wife and decided to rub it in just a wee bit. The result: a noise not different from the one emitted by that annoying character in the Simpsons movie - Nelson who goes ha-ha, ha-ha much to Bart Simpson's "predicament".

What had happened, in reality, is that I had hit a terrible case of writer's block. I hate to admit that this was no ordinary block, considering it partnered with a certain Mr. V Lazy to make matters worse.

Ergo, this post is to clarify to skeptics amongst us that by no means are my first few posts a flash in the pan. I will belt out new posts every so often, stay tuned.*

Boy do I sound like a politician or what!!! I'm proud of myself.



The small print
  1. * in order to avoid any further doubt, I hereby clarify that by use of the term "every so often" and "being regular", what I really mean is a sum total in the region of 25 posts a year.
  2. what this small print is effectively trying to convey is that no further ha-ha's will be entertained until re-evaluation of the performance of this blog on 9 March 2010.